Alright, alright, let’s talk about ordering from them Chinese takeout places. You know, the ones with the shiny menus and all them pictures of food. Sometimes it’s just too darn hot to cook, or maybe you’re just plain tired. Whatever the reason, you want some good grub without havin’ to slave over a hot stove. So, what should you order from Chinese takeout?
Well, first off, you gotta think about what kinda mood you’re in. You want somethin’ sweet and sour? Somethin’ spicy? Or maybe somethin’ just plain good and fillin’? That’s the first thing. Don’t just stare at that menu like a deer in headlights.
- Sweet and Sour Pork: This here’s a classic. Little chunks of pork, all fried up and covered in that sweet and sour sauce. Kids love it, grown-ups love it. It’s a safe bet if you ain’t sure what to get. But mind you, some places make it too sugary, you know? Like candy. You want it tangy, not like you’re eatin’ a lollipop.
- Kung Pao Chicken: Now, this one’s got a little kick to it. Chicken, peanuts, and some veggies all cooked up in a spicy sauce. It ain’t gonna burn your mouth off, but it’ll warm you up a bit. Good if you like a little somethin’ somethin’ extra.
- Ma Po Tofu: This one’s for the tofu lovers. Soft tofu in a spicy, oily sauce. It ain’t pretty to look at, mind you, but it’s tasty. And it’s good for you, too, I reckon. All that bean curd and such.
- Wontons and Dumplings: Can’t go wrong with these little pockets of goodness. Wontons are usually in a soup, all soft and slippery. Dumplings can be fried or steamed, filled with pork or veggies. Get both, I say. They’re perfect for sharin’, or for just munchin’ on yourself.
- Chow Mein: Noodles, veggies, and some kinda meat, all stir-fried together. It’s a whole meal in one dish. You can get it with chicken, beef, pork, or even shrimp. Just depends on what you’re feelin’. Good for when you’re real hungry.
Now, if you’re lookin’ to be healthy, you gotta be a bit more careful. All that fried stuff ain’t exactly good for your waistline, you know? Steamed seafood, chicken, fish, and tofu are your best bets. They ain’t as greasy, and they’re still plenty tasty. Ask for extra veggies, too. It won’t hurt ya.
And don’t forget about the rice! You gotta have rice with Chinese food. White rice, brown rice, fried rice… it’s all good. I like the fried rice myself, with the little bits of egg and veggies in it. But plain rice is good too, soaks up all that sauce real nice.
Oh, and somethin’ else to think about: where you orderin’ from? There’s them big chain restaurants, and then there’s the little mom-and-pop places. The big chains are usually pretty consistent, you know? You know what you’re gonna get. But the mom-and-pop places, sometimes they got the real good stuff. The kinda food that tastes like grandma made it. You gotta experiment a bit, find your favorite spot.
And these days, you don’t even have to leave the house to get your Chinese food. You got all them delivery apps, like that DoorDash thing. They’ll bring it right to your door. Just gotta be careful, sometimes them delivery fees can be a killer. But if you’re feeling lazy, it’s worth it. You can order from all sorts of places. McDonald’s, KFC, PF Chang’s, Taco Bell, Jack in the Box… even that fancy barbeque place, Baby Blues. They got it all now. Makes you wonder how we ever lived without it, right?
Speaking of delivery, you can always go for pickup or takeout yourself. You know, just call in your order and go pick it up. Saves you a few bucks on the delivery fee. And sometimes, it’s just faster that way. No waitin’ around for the delivery driver.
So, there you have it. A few ideas on what to order from Chinese takeout. Just remember, it’s all about what you’re in the mood for. Don’t be afraid to try somethin’ new. And most importantly, enjoy your meal! There ain’t nothin’ better than a good plate of Chinese food after a long day.
And one last thing, you see them fancy words on the menu? Like “Peking roasted duck” and “moo shu pork” and “spring rolls” and “hot pot”? Don’t let them scare ya. They’re just different dishes. Ask the person takin’ your order what’s in ’em. They’ll tell ya. And if you don’t like it, well, you can always order somethin’ else next time. It’s all about findin’ what you like, right?
Now, go on and order yourself some Chinese food. You deserve it! Just remember, don’t eat too much, or you’ll be waddlin’ around like a duck. And make sure you got plenty of napkins, cause Chinese food can be messy. But that’s part of the fun, ain’t it?