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So, this morning I was running super late, but I still wanted to look, you know, alive. I ended up doing this makeup thing that took, like, five minutes, tops. Figured I’d share since it actually turned out pretty good!
My Super Speedy Makeup Routine
First, I slapped on some moisturizer. Gotta have that base, right? My skin’s been kinda dry lately, so this is a must.
Then, I grabbed my tinted sunscreen. I’m lazy, so this is my foundation and SPF all in one. I just squirted a bit onto my fingers and rubbed it all over my face. No fancy brushes or anything.
- Moisturizer: Whatever’s on my counter.
- Tinted Sunscreen: It’s some brand I have a sample of.
Next, I dabbed some concealer under my eyes. Because, #momlife. I also put a little on any annoying red spots that were popping up.
I curled my eyelashes really quick. Makes a huge difference, even if I don’t wear mascara (which I usually don’t, unless I’m feeling fancy).

Then I have a basic brown finish, swiped it on and use my finger to smudge all of that.
Finally, I swiped on some lip balm with a bit of color. Done!
Seriously, that’s it. I looked in the mirror and was like, “Okay, not bad for five minutes!” I managed to get out the door without feeling like a total zombie. This is definitely my new go-to routine when I’m in a rush.